whoa dude

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marshtwain:

decodinggravityfalls:

officerpapermouth:

ok the gravity falls theme is cool backwards without even considering the spooky reverse whispering

Posting this on this page again for the “Three Letters Back” part.

And because wow this is so cool.

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darkallieway:

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

Not audible song, though—maybe they sing in frequencies that ship’s sensors pick up—as distress beacons, as spaceports, as fleets. They would have to be huge, to travel between stars, massive space-black bodes with biolumescent patterns, photosynthesizing pure starlight into fuel, too enormous and frail to hold up in the atmosphere of a world. Fins that catch solar radiation instead of water, schools of them slingshotting between stars. Eggs laid in the tails of comets that warm and hatch as they rocket around suns. Voices that are heard in the slow radio pulses of quasars; language of half-light. Homes in the shelters of nebulae, like clownfish and sea anemone. They gather together star-stuff, shape solar systems like we build houses. Maybe, like certain breeds of lobsters, they never stop growing, so there are a few really ancient ones, star-eaters, curled up and sleeping in the warm glow of red suns, layered over with a crust of asteroids; so big passing ships assume they are young worlds, the slow thrum of their heartbeats like the pulsing of a binary system. Mermaids so large a fleet of ships is little more than krill; the universe is vast, and they live in the darkness between tiny islands of light.  

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be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one


10 hours ago - ♥196444

Pop punk bands saying "friends"

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hatelyn:

sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

FUCK


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mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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nnoitragilga:

FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR

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gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today


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kylejamesmoeller:

fanoffandom:

I actually applauded this post

I thought it was gonna turn into something about sex. Boy was I wrong.


10 hours ago - ♥200903

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”


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carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

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frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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10 hours ago - ♥83674
I perch in high places like a bird when i read or write.

I like lots of nerdy things, do lots of nerdy things, and say lots of nerdy things. Basically, I'm a nerd. beware.
A tad obsessed with tom hiddleston, supernatural, sweeney todd, world domination, poisons, owls and cats. also skeletons.
   
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